Attention my loyal followers. It's 5:40am and I have no review for you! Please accept my sincere apologies. Or you know, don't. Maybe start an angry mob with torches and pitchforks and come burn my house down. Y'know. Make a day of it.
I'll be back tomorrow with not one, not three, but TWO reviews for y'all. For realsies.
Love,
Me.
P.S. I think it's about time you got a name. 'Followers' is kinda boring. It also makes me sound like a king. Which I'm OK with, but you might not be. Ideas in the comments!
