January 3rd - Ted

After being refused entry to this 15 at the cinema because one of the people I went with, and I quote, “is clearly is older than 18, but has no ID.”, I convinced myself it was a good thing. I got so many reviews from people either saying it was the best thing EVAR or a pile of steaming doodoo (this is a family blog!), I consoled myself in the fact that I had just saved a tenner. Boy was I wrong. This was one of the best films I've seen this year. And by this year I mean 2012.

Ted stars Mark Wahlberg as John, who as a child, made a wish that his teddy bear was real. Ted (Seth MacFarlane) DID come to life and they've been 'Thunder Buddies' ever since, much to the dismay of John's girlfriend Lori (Mila Kunis).

I've been told that Ted was just an extended episode of Family Guy, another of MacFarlane's creations and I can see why. The humor is spot on, and half the cast show their faces. Except for MacFarlane. He's bear-ly ever on screen.

Wahlberg pulls of his role excellently, even if he does have a dodgy accent at times. Working with a character who isn't always there in filming is a hard thing to accomplish. Making sure that the actors are looking in the right direction, aware of the space that character would occupy and act naturally are things that needed to be considered, and Marky Mark makes it work. Mila Kunis is stunning as always and has great on-screen chemistry with Wahlberg, but it was Macfarlane who stole the show for me. There are so manny quips and one liners throughout the film that kept me giggling like a schoolgirl. Giovanni Ribisi appears as the creepy guy who kidnaps Ted, a role that reminded me of Steve Buscemi's Garland Greene frm Con Air. I'm glad that Ribisi was cast as I think he is a stellar actor who needs to be cast more often. Add in Norah Jones, Tom Skerritt and Sam Jones playing themselves and you have yourselves a very talented cast.

The one thing that did bug me since the out, was that when Ted went public, why didn't the Government take him away and run all sorts of tests on him? If a talking teddy bear was found today, it would be gone within hours. Also, being set 27ish years after Ted came into the spotlight, had his 15 minutes of fame, and disappeared, wouldn't people either forget about him, or not know about him at all? It seemed weird that the scene when Ted and John are walking through the Park, nobody seems phased in the slightest.

I'd like to say to all the people who talked smack about this film, “Boo, you whore.” and thank everyone who recommended it to me. A fine flick to chill out with friends or watch with that special someone. - 4 Teds out of 5

Trailer (15) --- IMDB

January 2nd - Children of Men

Recommended to me by... um... IMDB probably, I went into this film completely blind. Very impressed though.

Children of Men is set in a dystopian future of 2027, where women have been infertile for 18 years. The story follows Theo (Clive Owen), a former activist who discovers a pregnant Kee (Clare-Hope Ashitey) and agrees to help her get to safety, hoping the child's birth can solve the procreation problem. From reading the synopsis, I can safely say it would not be a movie I would have chosen to see of my own accord, but I was pleasantly surprised. There is action, treachery, suspense and undertones of romance, even if only briefly. Owen pulls off the role with incredible capability, not crossing the lines to too dramatic or emotionless. He managed to keep me intrigued for the entire time he was on screen. Ashitey on the other hand, left a lot more to be desired. Maybe it is my misunderstanding of her character, but she seemed too happy considering she was constantly on the run and had every chance of being locked up if she was caught, considering she was a [re]fugee. Couple this with the fact that it was highly likely that her baby would be taken away from her upon going public, and I'm not sure where her emotions were supposed to lie. I could be barking up the complete wrong tree, and she was just happy to have a chance at escaping, but it just didn't sit well with the tone of the film in my eyes. Michael Cane, Julianne Moore and Pam Ferris all make an appearance, with Ferris doing the most for me. She plays Miriam,an ex-midwife and activist who sides with Theo and takes care of the pregnant Kee. I was surprised to see her, as she has defined herselsf, to me at least, as an actress geared to an older audience, with shows such as Rosemary and Thyme, and Where the Heart Is. Caine provides the 'comic relief' as Theo's friend Jasper, helping him escape from the activists when they are found in his hide-away house in the woods. Moore, cast as Theo's ex-wife Julian, doesn't have that big of a part, but delivers on a character she plays well, the hard-talking boss lady with a slightly childish side.

This film proves that a movie set in the future doesn't have to be overrun with zombies or be all high-tech. I would whole-heartedly recommend this to anyone, even if they aren't a fan of adventure/dramas. - 4 flip flops out of five

Trailer --- IMDB

January 1st – The Watch

Being advertised as one of the biggest films of 2012, I felt slightly let down after Watch-ing (that joke isn't going to get old fast...). Without trying to give too much away, I found myself watching 102 minutes of things I'd seen many times before, with most of the main cast playing characters they can't seem to escape. Ben Stiller stars as the stubborn, strung-up lead with personal issues, a role he seems to play in nearly every movie he stars in. Vince Vaughn is once again the loudmouth man-child complete with basement mancave. The slightly obscure casting of Richard Ayoade, running his predictable, yet still funny semi-simpleton is what made the movie in my eyes. Although sticking a British TV actor into a Hollywood blockbuster may seem a little weird, he managed to make it work.

There's not too much I can say without spoilers, and as the film is still recent enough for people not to have seen it, I'll hold off for now, but might end up re-watching it towards the end of the year to do a proper review. After calling the film clichéd and predictable, I still highly recommend it for those of you who like a laugh as there are some sleeper lines that keep it flowing and enjoyable the whole way through, assuming you can get past Vaughn's incessant need to call his fellow castmembers by a different nickname every time he opens his mouth.

All in all, I still think it's a worthwhile flick that you can watch more than once even knowing the whole plot. - 3.5 Costco memberships out of 5

And we're live!

As the new year dawns, I rise to the challenge.

So yeah. Welcome to the beginning of what could as easily turn out to be something magical or a steaming pile. I'm hoping for the former.

I guess a more formal introduction to what's happening should, well, happen.
Throughout the year, I will be watching a film every day and giving a small review of personal opinion. As I've said before, I'm no blogger, film critic or buff, just an avid watcher with a want to escape for a few hours a day.
With an aim to watch varying genres, and not just the same thing over and over again, I'll be needing your help. I want you guys to be my cinema, my library. I want you to suggest what I should watch, whether it be a film, series of films, something of a particular era or with a certain actor/actress. I will watch near enough anything, even if Rotten Tomatoes gives it 21%. Yes, I'm looking at you Birdemic: Shock and Terror.

I was going to be corny and start off with New Year's Eve, a film released before Christmas 2011. Because that's when people celebrate the coming of the new year. The beginning of December.....

Then I thought to myself, No. I enjoy being cheesy as much as the next... cheesemeister (?), but just no. So I settled on something more current and ultimately more enjoyable. In hindsight, I should have left it until later in the year so as not to provide spoilers for those who have yet to see it, but hey. Whatcha gonna do?
I could quite easily watch another movie and save the review I've written until later down the line, but I'm gonna stick to my guns and just go with it. That's how I roll!
So without further adieu, I give you... ThreeSixtyFiveFilms!

Finally finished uni for the semester! Yeah! Go me!
Time to get down to business. I've currently only got 30 films so far, so still in need of some!
Time to hit the Blockbuster new releases list. Unless  y'all want to help me out....... ;)

So it turns out that this has already been done before. Who'd have thunk it?
I must have been kidding myself to think I was the first. It's still happening though!

Once deadlines are out the way I'll update a little more.

I'm still looking for suggestions on what to watch. 365 is a big number. Hit me up here or @That1Twit

Carlos out.

Just over a month until I go on a journey through time and space.....

wait.....

um......

I mean until I start my decent into never wanting to watch another movie for as long as I live.

Yeah. That sounds about right.

C'mon folks! I need suggestions or it'll be 365 zombie and/or superhero films. Is there a zombie superhero film? Ghost Rider doesn't count. Not for this. Just in general. He can suck dinosaur dong for all I care.